NO SLEEP TONIGHT!

Once upon a time I had this grand idea of going to bed early so I could arise bright and early the following morning...says the person who is still awake at quarter to midnight. This brilliant idea was once again dashed, only by self destruction. However, it only stands to reason that it is impossible to go to bed at 1:30 am one night and then go to bed at 10pm the following night. Therefore, I have my reasoning which I am constantly searching for. So, to all the sleepy people of the world, I hope to join you in the near future....